Wednesday, January 4, 2012


You can't have a romantic relationship just based on conversational compatibility. Or maybe you can, but I can't.

Sometimes the things I know are true, I insist aren't, because I'm afraid to face the truth. This doesn't get me very far.

Texas has better Mexican food than they have in Mexico.

Broncos are from Colorado. So when I asked my friend from Texas for a Broncos Jersey, I wasn't being easy for him. Texas has the Cowboys.

When you miss someone, it's probably better to get mad at them. That way you don't sit and pine for them like a lovesick child.

When you don't exercise for a couple Weeks, it's really hard to get back into it. But it feels awesome when you do!

Maybe insisting on putting your best friend in the friend zone is a weakness.

Your family is the one group of people who always comes through for you, without fail.

If you try hard enough, you can get what you want, even in the military as an E-3. Nothing is impossible.

Some of the best singers in the whole world are black. Their voices thrill me. Arethra, Tina Turner, Lionel Ritchie... Ah.

The best way to live is stepping back from the steering wheel and watching where life takes you.

Respect is a key character trait, and one you may learn slowly, but with it, you can become a very respectable person yourself.

Clean your toilet at least once a week. It's really, really gross if you don't.

If your instincts warn you that someone is dangerous, do your best not to fall for them. You can count on them to hurt you in the end.

Don't try to be funny with a grumpy chief. You will end up having to listen to their life issues for the next the days, and pretend to be interested.

If you want to get a car, go for the one you want instead of the one you think everyone else wants you to get. You are the one who has to drive it for the next however many years. 

I make a decent guy when I try to look like one, but goodness, it's creepy! Andrew, Wes, please don't
grow molestaches ever.

Don't trust anyone with your uniform. You may lose it, and those suckers cost.

Speaking of which, I have to go buy a new dress blue set now. Adios...